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Alaska has mosquitoes that could kick your scrawny butt with one wing
tied behing their back.

Pah!! ... The Mosquitoes in the Northwest Territories have their own
runway at the airport. They have to land there and walk into town for take
out tourist! They consider DEET a BBQ sauce.

Alaskan Mosquitoes are the emaciated cousins due to the lack of red blood
cells in the typical American!

CM