I'm sure he'd just **** in his bucket.
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"Capt. NealŪ" wrote in message
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"Jeff Morris" speculated thusly:
Last time I passed your mooring I was sailing at 9 knots - your little
banana boat has never been over 6 knots!
Wrong bourbon breath! Before my old knot instrument bit the dust,
when I was surfing down the face of large Gulf Stream waves, the
knot meter would occasionally peg on 12 knots. And then I woke
up and changed my shorts.
CN