"John Cairns" wrote in message

I found it odd that Nil claimed he spent all of the time he was absent
"sailing around the Caribbean, then offered absolutely no proof
whatsoever. Katy claims otherwise, but I've always wondered if Nil was
nothing more than a figment of someone's imagination.

Katy seems convinced that Neal is real, but I'm not convinced he's anything
more than a smelly old gym sock on someone else's hand, all painted up with
a lipstick mouth and two Sharpie eye spots.

Max