Oh...Let me guess... your a Master Mariner.

And you may be one if it is defined as a once in a while weekend
warrior sailing a gay, cheap, throw away quality Cal 20 ....while
wearing a Capt Stubing style Capt. Cap. and white jacket with gold bars
and tassels on the sholder.

Guess you have your student saluting you, and piping you aboard.

Joe