Nov 9 1999:

Don't you worry your purty l'il head, Katy. It is my opinion
that there is entirely too much running off at the mouth as
it is. With the likes of Rush Limbaugh, who is the master,
and all the other wannabes like that fat Oprah, that clown
Leno, and that putz Springer, not to mention the ever boring
Capt. Lou with his putrid insincere politically correct
blathering, it should be more than enough to make everybody
wish they would put a cork in it.

Respectfully,
Capt. Neal