As long as we're telling ethnic jokes...
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A Greek and an Italian were sitting one day debating who had the
superior culture.
The Greek says, "We have the Parthenon." The Italian says, "We have the
Coliseum." The Greek says, "We had great mathematicians." The Italian
says, "We had the Roman Empire," and so on and so on; Finally, the Greek
says: "We invented sex." And the Italian says: "True, but it was the
Italians who introduced it to women."