1 in 40 People own their own Santa Suits -

Reference: The Totally Made-up Statistics Book Britannia LTD. Page 30,307

"Dave" wrote in message
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"Chicago Paddling-Fishing" wrote in message
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Dave Van wrote:

: "Mike McCrea" wrote

: borrow a Santa suit...

: Mike,

: Why would you assume he doesn't own his own Santa suit?

He could rent, but they are a bit expensive... Most places wanted $150
when I was calling around to rent one for the Cub Scout Christmas
Party...

Course, those are top of the line suits and beards...

C'mon, John. It was a joke! How many people own their own Santa suits?

Give me SOME credit.

Happy Holidays!

Dave