JG wrote:
Oct 23 2000:

Gotta go, its been overlong since I've gotten new free batteries from

K-Mart.


What wrong with that Jon, K-mart has a garrenty that if the batteries
fail you get new one free.. Same at Wally world. And they should!



While on my way back from there in the company truck, I'll stop and
get free
ice,

Oh no frozen water free! Call the cops someone


dump my trash in somebody's dumpster,

Nice that the good Capt you keep litter off the streets and out of the
water, many do not! Well done I says.


grab a couple jerry cans of water
from the county park spigot,

OMG he is using the water spigots that the county tax payers paid for.
Thats why they are there !

stop at three or four bars and get a free
'birthday' drink with my fake I.D.,

He must look alwful young to have to use a fake ID to keep from getting
carded.

sell and trade some of my ill-gotten
Cuban cigars,

Only Ill gotten because of that ******* Castro, Neal is just helping
support the down trotten cuban people. Well done Capt, can you get me a
box of Romeo & Juliets cheap?

and get a couple cheap hamburgers at Burger King with my
senior discount card.

Nice of him to support his local eatery. They need more senior citizens
to eat there, gives the place a little class, and nothing wrong with
flame broiled whoppers!


Life is good.


Sounds like it!

Joe

Respectfully,
Capt. Neal

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