On Sun, 12 Dec 2004 18:25:49 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

To your advice, I'd hasten to add that hiring an "exotic dancer" to perform
in the boat might attract a greater number of lookers, which could increase
your chances of selling the yacht.

Every time I hear the term "exotic dancer", I'm reminded of "Adams
Family Values". When Fester was getting married, Lurch brought in the
huge cake - obviously a "exotic dancer" was supposed to jump out.
Gomez ta da'd the surprise, did it again, did it again, then went over
to the cake lifted off the top smoke poured out. Gomez asked Lurch if
he based the cake with the dancer in it and Lurch just hung his head.

Incredibly funny. :)

Later,

Tom