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Lady Pilot
 
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Default Oh my, I'm such an idiot!

I listened to a woman that told me to light my fireplace that I needed to
use fingernail polish remover. After trying many times with newspaper, I
took her advice.

Sadly to say, the flame blew out over 6 feet and part of my hair got burned
and my eyebrows!

When is the good Lord going to bring me an itelligent man that can save me
from my woes? ;-)

LP