Dear Rev,
I think you should clue people in (come clean) on the real message in your
posts. I think many here would enjoy these outlandish posts if they knew the
source and intent. It's a riot.
Scout

"Bob Crantz" wrote in message
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This month's topic: Call for Imprecatory Prayer Against John McCain and
All
Demoncrats
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By Mrs. Judy O'Christian

Dear True Christian Friends,

Thank goodness that liberal demoncrat Bill Clinton is soon to be gone from
the White House! I have participated in so many Christian demonstrations
against that heathen, and I'm just tired of having to put up with him!
This
year, True Christians will elect True Christians (Republicans) into every
office in the land. Praise!

God wants George W. Bush to be the next President of the United States.
That
's just a fact, and every True Christian knows it. Bush has the backing of
every True Christian Church in America. That's why it's important, my True
Christian friends, that we all pray a strong imprecatory prayer, asking
God
to smite the enemies of G.W. Bush (who are also enemies of God's Country,
America!). Ask God to make that smiting really painful! Plagues, boils and
locusts are certainly appropriate.

Now, as everybody knows, liberal demoncrats are just plain evil. They do
the
work of their boss, the devil. The latest trick from the militant liberal
activists is to declare themselves "crossover" voters (like them that
voted
for Ronald Reagan, our Godliest President). Don't buy into that lie! They
want McCain to get the nomination just so they can run right back over to
the demoncrat side! McCain could never get the support of Real Americans!


This being an election year, it's important to see the facts for ourselves
and NOT listen to the liberal media, for as we all know they are all run
by
demoncrats and liberals. Count on Christian media to give you the TRUE
news!
The liberal media has jumped all over the only True Christian candidate in
this year's run for the presidency, George W. Bush. They have accused him
of
all sorts of horrible things, just as they did to Bob Dole four years ago.
The liberals want to elect a tree-hugging, homosexural-supporting,
feminazi-loving satanist who supports homosexurals, and they will stop at
nothing to do it!

The liberal media hooted and hollered when George W. Bush gave a speech at
Bob Jones University. They had the nerve to claim that BJU is
anti-Catholic.
Nothing could be further from the truth! True Christians love Catholics!
We
just hate the fact that they follow a man in a dress who calls himself
equal
to God! These same silly liberals had the nerve to complain about the fact
that another Godly Christian group also supports G.W. Bush! What
hypocrites!
Let's face it, liberals must be possessed by DEMONS! Liberals reject the
fact that America was founded as a Christian Nation at their own risk!

Gary Bauer was once an outstanding True Christian, but Satan got ahold of
him and made him support John McCain. This is wrong, wrong, wrong! Bauer
will go to Hell when he dies. Dr. James Dobson knows it, Jerry Falwell
knows
it, all True Christians know it! Pat Robertson backs George W. Bush too!

Everyone, please join me in praying an imprecatory prayer right now for
the
enemies of the GOP (God's Own Party!) We must return America to its Godly
purpose. Once George W. Bush gets elected, the first thing he'll do is
require that the Ten Commandments be posted in every building in the
country! Every school, office, hospital, government building, apartment
house, condominium, trailer park, grocery store and boutique! Then, every
bus, taxi, truck, car, airplane, train, subway, boat, and especially -- in
every bedroom in America! People have to be aware at all times that Jesus
loves them!

Surely nothing less will make me -- and Jesus -- happy!

Blessings!

Mrs. Judy O'Christian