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Capt. NealŪ
 
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Actually, being bald is a good thing for a sailor. I never
let it bother me. I think people, men and women, who think
being bald is some kind of a disease or something are
retarded in their understanding of the normal state
of the male animal.

Besides, studies have shown that most bald men are
more sexually active than their hirsute brethren.
Something to do with increased testosterone levels.

In other words, a greater degree of manliness.

Lots of long thick tresses on the head is a female thing.

CN


"katysails" wrote in message ...
touchy touchy...ya know, the only people who really mind men being bald are
men...most women don't give male pattern baldness another thought...after
all, look atMr Sails, Sean Connery, Patrick Stewart, Yul Brenner, Telly
Savalas (although I never thought he was that great), my grandpa, my
brother...I bet they all worry or were worried about it but no one else
seemed to notice....
"Capt. NealŪ" wrote in message
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NOT FUNNY IN THE LEAST . . .

CN

"Overproof" wrote in message
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Hah ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!!!!

Good One!

CM

"Seahag" wrote in message
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Not really, but he was stuffed into the top of a cowhorn goblet we
regularly walked by in the saloon....kinda wore his hair off.
Hmmmmmm..............Oops...........Sorry Neal.........

Seahag

"katysails" wrote :

You must five yours a workout quite regularly...only person I've used
mine on is Neal....I was going to chop off body parts, but it's too
cute
and my sister gave it to me...that's the only reason Neal is still
able
to move around today....because I respect the gifts my sister gives
me...

"Seahag" wrote:

Dang, y'alls voodoo dolls look so new! Mine's all beat up, even had
to
replace his hair with horse mane hair a couple of years ago!


"katysails" wrote:
My voodoo doll is cuter than Neal's voodoo doll...