My 14' yacht is imprisoned in the garage because it's 29 ****ING DEGREES AND
SNOWING, and I WANNA KILL SOMETHING BECAUSE I CAN'T FISH! I've had
nightcrawlers in the refrigerator so long, they're big enough to strangle a
small child, like a boa.

So yeah...there are some boaters here. Just be careful about their moods
right now.