Man...have you missed out on the fun!
I have never thrown beer cans from my moving sailboat.
I have never swamped other boats with my wake.
I have never had so many impaired people on my bow that the boat has
submarined, killing a couple of them on its way to the bottom in a
crowded channel.
I have never opened the throttle on 225 horsepower at 6 A.M. because I
was still drunk from the night before.
I have never spilled several litres of gasoline into the water because
I had to leave the pump to put out a cigarette.
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