Overproof wrote:

"Nav" wrote in message


Those little spikes are sooooooooooooo macho. Really I'm soooooooooo
jealous! I've only got a little penknife - but it works really well.


Ya... I bet you just luv slippin' a shiv into that envelope with your highly
modified letter opener!


No, I tear envelopes open. The penknife cuts tape and whipping cord etc.
My tools are functional rather than decorative.

Cheers