Scotty,

That something on the glass was probably a piece of Dole Pineapple
Slice. They are used for counting. Line them up on the Bar and you can
keep track of how many you've had. Is they are made right it becomes
difficult to keep track after the second.

Remember the formular; "Like Tits on a woman: One's not enough and three
is to many!" You'll be able to drive the truck home if you follow the
formular.

By the way; Dark Rum and Folger's Instant with molassas isn't a bad way
to got either. May keep you awake but you won't give a ****!

Ole Thom