"R. Tagavin" wrote in message
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On Mon, 29 Nov 2004 16:56:32 +0100, "riverman"
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"Keenan Wellar" wrote in message
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in article , J. A. M. at wrote
on
11/23/04 5:36 PM:
Hans-Marc Olsen wrote:
I fear that if I fall into water, alligators will eat me.What can I
do?
Stay in the whitewater! The alligators stay out of the fast moving
current.
LOL. However, they are waiting for you in that calm spot at the end...
Swim upstream. Hard.
Never paddle alone. Always bring a friend.
A slow, juicy friend. 
ROFL! We ought to make a formally designated spot on rivertrips (sort of
like the DD: Designated Driver) the "SJF". It'd be funnier yet if only a few
people knew what it stood for.
:-D
--riverman