I always said give the deer a gun to shoot back. Obvious where the odds
would lie.
Al Cummmings, who wrote a bunch of cruising guidebooks years ago, once worked
as a radio DJ in Seattle.
One year, on the opening day of deer season, he put on a hollowed out trophy
head and stood next to one of our busy arterials with a rifle, pretending to
take aim at passing motorists. In the 60's this was funny. Somebody would gun
him down or call the Homeland Security forces on him these days.
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