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obull (Sail4Mail) wrote in message ...
I am somewhat confused by Neal's last signatu

Respectfully,
Capt. Neal
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
USCG Master, Near Coastal 25GT

Was that meant to impress, or to inform us of your stupidity? Signing a post
showing that you have only managed to memorize some small collection of
multiple choice questions and ANSWERS,

Wrong.. It is not all multiple choice. Who told you that? It is
odvious you know nothing about USCG testing.

fill out a bunch of governmental forms
that NOBODY ever CHECKS,

Wrong again.

take an exam that NOBODY ever FAILS.

What an idiot, close to 12% fail the test.

Then get handed
a paper with the LOWEST possible TONNAGE the USCG has to offer. Heck your
riding the sightseeing fairy around Key West would have gotten you more than 25
tons had you dared report it!

Riding on a fairy dont count, even if it is your 25+gt boyfriend.

I doubt you understand, or have ever had cause to use any of information you
have so dutifully memorized. But please sir, continue to regale us with your
mythical stories of sailing on the wild blue yonder!

So sail4males, impress us with your knowledge and skills. What USCG
ticket do you hold?

Joe
USMM Master

PS Of course, please don't forget to instruct us in the correct way a Gross 25
Ton Mangrove Captain thinks the current book he is reading says it should be
done.