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Moroon and Scotty liked Mozart until they found out the name was "Mozart",
and
not "Ozark", They were further chagrined to discover that Mozart's
hairstyle was
NOT a mullet. If they ever realize that Mozart never even heard of NASCAR,
they'll be crushed!!!

How the heck did Scotty get lumped into this???

Ozark Mountain Daredevils.... now that's classical!

CM