DSK,
You have to be born with an innate ability to operate a boat.
Most liberals do not have that ability. I would endorse a law that would
not allow any registered Democrats to operate a boat. ; )

Conservatives don't know how to operate a boat, either. They just hire an
illegal immigrant at well below minimum wage to do it for them. Many of the
II's have some bluewater boating experience, having floated in on makeshift
rafts, etc. :-)