"Maxprop" wrote
"Donal" wrote in message

Jeff, you look like a right plonker when you try to sound "English".

Proper English is not the sole province of the Limeys, regardless of what
the bloody blokes think. :-)

The only people who seem to know they have an accent are US Southerners.
Everybody else believes they speak "the Queen's english" even if the Queen
happens to be the Queen of some obscure tribe. I have a verbal So
California accent and speak it with Italian body language. That's why I
cannot drown (c: