Oh Bob...... tsk tsk tsk...... allow me to correct a line in your ill
thought diatribe....
"If I'm smokin' and drinkin', then I'm Mooron"

CM

"Bobsprit" wrote in message
...
Bob is everyone?


I'm only "Scotty" on the days where I feel really really slow and
braindead. If
I'm taking ludes then I'm "Joe." If I'm shaking and scared, then I'm
"Mooron."
If I'm bitter, angry and jealous of EVERYONE, then I'm "loco." If I'm
feeling
manly, then I'm Katy.

RB/SV/LOCO...and so on