On Fri, 12 Nov 2004 19:08:29 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:

I hate ducks. And geese. And swans.

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Swans are nasty. I once had one take a chip out of my gel coat at
Fishers Island West Harbor because we weren't feeding him quite as
fast as he wanted.

My favorite fowl story however is about a turkey that chased my mother
when I was a kid. My brother and I thought that was about the
funniest thing we'd ever seen.