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Your Boat Sucks If.....
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Joe
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(Bobsprit) wrote in message ...
Your boat sucks IF.....
It's PHRF is over 100 on average
It was Built before 1995
It doesn't have a genset and AC/Heating system
It doesn't have 6'5 headroom or better
It doesn't have new color radar and chartplotter
You have to take out a loan to buy it.
It doesn't come with a new dinghy and outboard
It doesn't have forward looking sonar
It doesn't have SSB, VHF and Sat Phone
It doesn't have a seperate stall shower
Does your boat qualify by meeting or exceeding these???
All except age. I'm smart enough to maintain a vessel. I do not need
new, I have the best buildt.
Are all your thruhulls Monel?
Full Keel w board?
Draft from 4.5ft to 11ft?
Hand crafted SS & Carbon fiber rigging?
Sextant?
Charts?
300 gal fuel? 1100 mile min range
175 gal water?
100HP main?
Deisel Gen?
55 ft main mast?
Mizzen mast?
I employed Loco-Logic
to create the list!!!!
RB