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Your Boat Sucks If.....
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On 10 Nov 2004 12:18:02 GMT,
(Bobsprit) wrote this
crap:
Your boat sucks IF.....
It's PHRF is over 100 on average
It was Built before 1995
It doesn't have a genset and AC/Heating system
It doesn't have 6'5 headroom or better
It doesn't have new color radar and chartplotter
You have to take out a loan to buy it.
It doesn't come with a new dinghy and outboard
It doesn't have forward looking sonar
It doesn't have SSB, VHF and Sat Phone
It doesn't have a seperate stall shower
Does your boat qualify by meeting or exceeding these??? I employed Loco-Logic
to create the list!!!!
Only one shower? I've got two. You also forgot to mention the
microwave.
Pathetic Earthlings! No one can save you now!