"Gould 0738" wrote in message

.......with his affected Texas accent, (the one
he *never* developed in New England) and hold up the plastic turkeys in
front

Actually, W was raised in Midland, TX, although he did board at a New
England prep school and attend Yale. Oh, and Chuck -- the turkey wasn't
plastic. It was real. It was intended to be a decorative centerpiece, not
a server, but it *was* real. Being a Dem, I figured you'd recognize a real
turkey. g ;-)