On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 17:39:59 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Mon, 08 Nov 2004 17:12:51 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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Doug Kanter wrote:
"Gould 0738" wrote in message
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The Constitution proscribes the suppression of religion with equal
zeal.



Agreed. You should be able to start any sort of church you like, and
nobody
should be compelled to attend it.

I'm starting a church centered around fishing and pussy. Sorry to
mention
the two in the same clause, but that's my plan and I'm sticking to
it.



Will you be offering ordinations on eBay?

No. There will be only one high priest: Me. I have big plans for the
altar
girls. And, there will be the occasional human sacrifice.

OH OH - Can I help? I have a machete.....

Yeah, but I plan on sacrificing those who are most offensive to my church of
pussy. I'm thinking maybe Dave Hall should be the first to be filleted. If
you can handle that, you're in.


I'm honored, but be advised that your hands will burn the moment you
touch me.

Dave