"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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Doug Kanter wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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Doug Kanter wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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Doug Kanter wrote:
"Gould 0738" wrote in message
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The Constitution proscribes the suppression of religion with
equal
zeal.



Agreed. You should be able to start any sort of church you like,
and
nobody
should be compelled to attend it.

I'm starting a church centered around fishing and pussy. Sorry to
mention
the two in the same clause, but that's my plan and I'm sticking to
it.



Will you be offering ordinations on eBay?

No. There will be only one high priest: Me. I have big plans for the
altar
girls. And, there will be the occasional human sacrifice.



Wow...will you accept tithes?

Yes, but only from a list of approved items:

1) Any wine from Dr. Frank Konstantin Vineyards.
2) Keebler Pecan Sandies (cookies, and not the low fat version)
3) Lox & garlic bagels from Brownstein's on Monroe Ave in Rochester
4) Cor-Bon hollow point ammo in .45 Long Colt. Cripes! It's expensive!
5) Free outboard winterizing service
6) Kegs of Molson - the real Canadian version, smuggled across Lake
Ontario.

The list will grow.




We mostly have supermarket bagels down in southern Maryland. They're
lousy. The nearest bagel shop is about 30 miles away.

Have you tried a Belgian Chimay beer? I had one last week and it was
terrific. I'm not much of a beer fancier, so I wouldn't know beyond what
I think tastes good. It was a Chimay "red" and apparently is
manufactured by Trappist monks.

You dare to address the high priest?