"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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"Capt. Mooron" wrote

Give it up and open the frickin' borders to CanCows!!


No can do, there may be a terrorist cow in amongst them, eh.

We "Brainwash" them now!
For an extra C-note ... we'll give you the command code to activate the
"Cow Sleeper Cells".
They'll go from Moo-dy to raving Mad in minutes... much like Bob! :-D

CM