"Bobsprit" wrote in message
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Scotty practices abstinence, except when he drives a cattle
truck.


I hope it's one of those new less damaging hybrid trucks!

Nope, old fashioned, high horsepower Cat, leaks a gallon of oil per
500 miles, burns a gallon of diesel every 4 miles. I love the big
cloud of black smoke that pours out of the stacks when I step on it.
The trans and both rears leak, too.
Oh, and I don't shut it down till I get home, lots of idle time at the
dinners.

SV