"Florida Keyz" wrote in message
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Seems to me

1.IF wakes will damage the bridge, is it safe for cars?

Yes...till it falls. Then it will be unsafe. Just ask the Gov't.

2. How will they prevent the wind from kicking up the water there?

They will ban the wind. And if the wind blows, they will assess a $27,500
fine against God for each occurrance. The fine will be collected from all
churches in the area regardless of denomination. Those who don't believe in
God will get a refund (even though they didn't pay anything to begin
with...just like the income tax rebate for those who didn't pay any taxes).