Did I ever tell you about the time I was parking with a my girlfriend and
heard on the radio about a man who escaped from the jail. He only had one
hand and a claw where he other hand should have been. We heard a scratching
on the side of the car, so I started the car up and peeled out of there.
When I got to her house, I went around to open her door, and their was a
claw hanging on her door handle.

If that was not freaky enough, I then went home and saw a window was broken,
but it didn't look like anyone had actually gone into my house. When I
opened the door, I could hear my dog chocking on something. I went over,
opened his mouth and their in his mouth was a thumb that was stuck in his
throat.

"bb" wrote in message
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On Thu, 04 Nov 2004 20:50:07 GMT, "Dr. Dr. Smithers"
wrote:


One night someone tried to break into the store by using a
suction-circular glass cutter on the front door. When my father arrived,
there was Marvin sitting inside by the door, a round hole in the door
and, in front of Marvin on the concrete floor...a bitten-off thumb.

LOL, I remember telling that story when we would go camping.


You tried to break into Harry's Dad's store? What a low life. How
have you adjusted to living without a thumb?

bb