I can only imagine that any "fun" and uh, adventure is W-A-Y-Y-Y past
subdued......

that's the problem with you, junnie. you are incapable of rational thought.

When I was twenty, I had already done more things than you will ever do in your
life. I ain't twenty [I was a warrior then] and I keep adding to the list,
while your will never be longer than three.