On Thu, 14 Oct 2004 18:23:29 GMT, "Steve Schwartz"
wrote:

drunk teenagers looking for some fun
harassing a boater could be disuaded from continuing their insults without
ever having to fire a shot oops I mean flare at them.

That's a 911 call in my book.

(Are there pirates on Lake Ontario?)

Only at the marinas and fuel docks.