Will the beehive hairpiece fit into the voting booth?

Gilligan

"katysails" wrote in message
...
YA know..this is about the most sensible political thread going on this
ng...for once I'm inclined to believe you...maybe we should all just get
out
our old Barry buttons and do the deed. Ralph Nader is no option...he's not
only dead, he's also a zombie.

"Gilligan" wrote in message
nk.net...
Dead people have been elected before. Just look at the dead guy in
Missouri
a few years ago. He still won.

If Goldwater wins, I say dig him up (he was cremated), better yet, place
an
ashtray on the desk and let him have at it. He'd be great! Just remember
the
guidepost for medicine: "Do no harm" and rest assured, Barry will do no
harm! If the choice is between Goldwater and Kerry, I say: "better dead
than
Red!" If you find the ashtray unappealing, you can use a Goldwater
mannequin
or ventriloquist dummy. Vote early and often! Goldwater!!!

Gilligan


"katysails" wrote in message
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He's dead....

"Gilligan" wrote in message
news Here's a quote from Barry Goldwater:

"However, on religious issues there can be little or no compromise.
There
is
no position on which people are so immovable as their religious
beliefs.
There is no more powerful ally one can claim in a debate than Jesus
Christ,
or God, or Allah, or whatever one calls this supreme being. But like
any
powerful weapon, the use of God's name on one's behalf should be used
sparingly. The religious factions that are growing throughout our
land
are
not using their religious clout with wisdom. They are trying to force
government leaders into following their position 100 percent. If you
disagree with these religious groups on a particular moral issue,
they
complain, they threaten you with a loss of money or votes or both.
I'm
frankly sick and tired of the political preachers across this country
telling me as a citizen that if I want to be a moral person, I must
believe
in 'A,' 'B,' 'C,' and 'D.' Just who do they think they are? And from
where
do they presume to claim the right to dictate their moral beliefs to
me?
And
I am even more angry as a legislator who must endure the threats of
every
religious group who thinks it has some God-granted right to control
my
vote
on every roll call in the Senate. I am warning them today: I will
fight
them
every step of the way if they try to dictate their moral convictions
to
all
Americans in the name of 'conservatism.' "


Now there was a man with principles and spine! What he said then is
so
applicable today. In your heart, you know he's right!


Gilligan