An aquiantance of mine today was introducing me to someone while I was
looking at sailing books at barnes and Nobles and he told the other
guy I had a "yacht" and I was insulted. I told him that rednecks who
drive battered old pickup trucks did not own "yachts" and he replied
that any pleasure boat could be considered a yacht. I replied that by
that definition people in Carabelle should consider themselves as
yachtsmen when they carried a six pack in their oysterboats. So,
whats a yacht?