Thursday, September 16, 2004
John Kerry Asks for French Help in Surrendering to Al-Qaeda
6/21/2004 - William Grim

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Paris - Democrat presidential candidate John F. Kerry said yesterday
that if elected President he will ask France to help the United States
surrender to Al-Qaeda.

“The French have a glorious tradition of giving up whenever the going
gets tough,” said Senator Kerry. “The French are so wonderfully
unprincipled, unlike most Americans. A Frenchman would rather stab his
grandmother in the back rather than do the right thing. As President,
I want America to follow France’s lead and become completely
spineless, craven, duplicitous and morally bankrupt.”

Sheikh Muhammed Abdul al-Farabi, Kerry’s domestic chief policy
advisor, told Broken Newz this morning that with French help the
United States could unconditionally surrender to Al-Qaeda within 24
hours of Kerry’s inauguration. “With the French standing beside us,”
said Mr. Al-Farabi, “We could have the Federal government replaced by
an Islamic republic adhering to Sharia law by the end of January 2005.
Of course, being good liberals, we would give all of the Jews and
Christians two months to convert to Islam before we started beheading
them.”

http://www.brokennewz.com/displaysto...97kerrysurrend





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