Yesterday I had a trailer brake catch on fire , (which also melted the
tire), pulled over, put it out, then a statey stopped. Oh no. He was
real nice, tried to help. Had his dispatcher make a call for me as we
were in a valley (no cell service). He even gave me his home phone
no. in case I had trouble later on that night.

Scotty

"Scout" wrote in message
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If you look at the ground and push some dirt around slowly with your
big
toe, they'll say, "oh, get going you big lunk."
Oh yeah, almost forgot, you should hand him $300 cash too.
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote in message
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Nah, just hand him the phony bills and act stupid.

SV

"Scout" wrote in message
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If you get stopped, just say you "didn't know."
As an option, try, "I don't agree with the hazmat laws."
Either way, the Statey is sure to let you go on your way. ; )
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote
BTW, I haul hazardous stuff all the time without the
endorsement.
Works for
me.