Nah, just hand him the phony bills and act stupid.

SV

"Scout" wrote in message
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If you get stopped, just say you "didn't know."
As an option, try, "I don't agree with the hazmat laws."
Either way, the Statey is sure to let you go on your way. ; )
Scout

"Scott Vernon" wrote
BTW, I haul hazardous stuff all the time without the
endorsement.
Works for
me.