Bert Robbins wrote:

You wish you had my paycheck!


Unlikely. If I had your paycheck, it would have your name on it, which
would be enough to make any decent man want to jump off an I270 overpass
during rush hour.

You're a small-minded asshole, Bert. Why you insist on projecting the
questionable pleasures of being "Bert" on anyone else is beyond
comprehension.

No, Bert, I don't want your paycheck, your house, or your wife with the
saggy tits.




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