"Matt Lang" wrote in message
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"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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Where you wearing a turban by any chance - have a beard - taking
pictures - anything? :)

I have a beard and a tan. But I believe there was another factor at work
here. My 15 yr old son's girlfriend came by to see the new house earlier
in
the day. She figured she'd just be sitting around, so she was wearing a
skirt that was too short while standing up, and totally outrageous (in a
good way) when sitting. My son asked if she could come fishing with us.
I'm
sure she was totally visible as the CG boat (with its higher vantage
point)
passed in the other direction, and was probably the only reason they
made a
quick U-turn. :-)


Well then bring her with you to the insepction (of the boat) and have
her wear the same stuff ...

Worry no more

Matt

Hmm. That would probably work, although they'd probably want me to bring her
by about once a week. This girl's drop dead gorgeous. Fortunately or
unfortunately (not sure which yet), she doesn't realize it. My son does,
though. Yesterday, he was mowing the lawn while she was chattering at me
nearby as I tried to concentrate on changing the float assembly in the
boat's gas tank. She re-crossed her legs, he looked away from his work, and
put front 4" of the lawnmower through the basement window. Very nice.

I'm replacing the window glass with 1/4" plexiglass, since it's in a spot
where it's bound to be collided with again. Cost: $11.00. But, the lady at
the glass shop gave me a receipt for $57.25, just to see if my son turns
pale white when he sees the results of his inattention.

It's good to mess with teenagers' heads. :-)