Jeff Morris wrote:

"Bart Senior" wrote in message
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Now if Thomas was born aboard ship between two cannons as they
were fired, first on one side then the other, he'd be a son of a gun.

No, you have to be conceived on the gun deck...
....of unknown (or uncertain) paternity.
--
Flying Tadpole

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