WOW... bet you got them lined up and waiting with that ploy.

Seriously..... you are wasting your time trying to understand a woman. They
were designed to be enjoyed!

CM


"Bart Senior" wrote in message
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| I think you should keep your points katy. Otherwise you'd be
| pointless.
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| LP is 1800 miles away from me. I don't think points will help.
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| This is my "modern man's guide to dating". What do you think of
| this katy?
|
| Since women can't make up their minds, and say no when they mean
| yes, and yes when they mean no, a man has to be able to figure out
| what a woman wants by her actions.
|
| I don't like to stay up late persuading a woman to get friendly with me.
| I use the "default method" of forcing women to make a decision.
|
| I warn the ladies very early in our date, that I turn into a werewolf at
| 10 pm, and I'm not responsible for my actions after 10 pm. Next I
| ask them what time they want the date to end. I treat it like a
countdown,
| and give them hourly reminders. I make a joke of strongly recommending
| they end the date early. The more I urge them to call it quits early, the
| more they look forward to 10 pm.
|
| Most women like it, because they don't have to say anything, they
| just giggle and squirm in their seats, and their whole attitude changes.
| It gives them something to think about. And we both look forward to
| 10 pm.
|
| Sometimes the woman will politely decline, or make up some bogus
| reason why she has to be in early. It's better for me because I won't
| waste as much time or money and I'll get fresher start on the next day.
|
| Bart
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| "katysails" wrote
|
| Of that was only because I thought Bart had some nefarious scheme going
| on...I was going to donate my points only because I thought his
intentions
| were dishonorable...I have since realized that Bart is an honorable
| person... I renege.....
|
| "Lady Pilot" wrote
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| "katysails" wrote:
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| No way, chickie
|
| chickie? I don't live in Novia Scotia! ;-)
|
| ...I EARNED those points...Bart just didn't give them to me
| haphazardly....I treasure each and every one of them.
|
| Yeah, but I thought I read somewhere that you were thinking of
donating
| your
| points to me. Let me google my memory...
|
| Yes, here it is:
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http://www.google.com/groups?hl=en&l...0uni-berlin.de
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| You said and I quote: "I think I be donating my points to LP...."
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| I guess you changed your mind. That's okay though, your a woman. g
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| LP
|
| Just because Scotty
| wants to share his point with you has nothing to do with mine....
| "Lady Pilot" wrote in message
| news:ywVWc.1862$gl.752@okepread07...
| Only one point? What a cheapskate you are! ;-)
|
| I think I should have more points than that! After all, I been
| sleeping
| with them under my pillow!
|
| Thanks to Scotty for giving me his points. And thanks to
Katysails,
| if
| she
| ever decided to give me her points...
|
| LP
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| "Bart Senior" wrote in message
| . net...
| One lash for Mooron for asking me to award points.
|
| One point for LP for answering correctly, albeit, a
| hen frigate is also a ship where the wife of the Captain
| makes the passage with him. In general, having a woman
| on board made the men behave better not worse.
|
| "Capt. Mooron" wrote
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| Bingo Darlin'.... you got it right! ;-)
| I knew you were sailing stock!
|
| "Lady Pilot" wrote
| |
| | "Capt. Mooron" wrote:
| | What is a "Hen Frigate" ???
| |
| | Hen Frigate - a vessel on which a woman is permitted to
| interfere
| with
| the
| | orderly conduct and passage of the ship.
| |
| | LP
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