Christopher Krigbaum wrote:

Sorry for the one-sidedness but these came from a forum devoted to
discussing guns and hunting.

A guy was traveling through Mexico on vacation when, lo and behold, he lost
his wallet and all identification. Cutting his trip short, he attempts to
make his way home but is stopped by the Customs Agent at the border. "May I
see your identification, please?" asks the agent. "I'm sorry, but I lost my
wallet," replies the guy.
"Sure, buddy, I hear that every day. No ID, no crossing the border," says
the agent. "But I can prove that I'm an American!" he exclaims. "I have a
picture of Ronald Reagan tattooed on one butt cheek and a picture of George
Bush on the other." "This I've gotta see," replies the agent. With that, Joe
drops his pants and bends over in front of the agent. "By golly, you're
right!" exclaims the agent. "Go on home to Boston." "Thanks!" he says. "But
how did you know I was from Boston?" The agent replies, "I recognized the
picture of John Kerry in the middle."

Thanks. It's always nice to know what passes for thought in the minds of
gun retards.



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"There's an old saying in Tennessee - I know it's in Texas, probably in
Tennessee - that says, fool me once, shame on - shame on you. Fool me -
you can't get fooled again." -George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept.
17, 2002