Subject: TAKE THE POLITICS SOMEWHERE ELSE PLEASE
From: jps
In article , labomba182
says...
Subject: TAKE THE POLITICS SOMEWHERE ELSE PLEASE
From: "Matthew T. Adams"
This forum is about boating. I suppose if there are boating-specific
issues, fine, but post these to alt.politics or somewhere, please.
I take it your new around here?
Capt. Bill
That made my shoulders go up and down rapidly for 5 seconds. I think it
means you made a funny.
Do it again, I liked it.
OK, here goes,
what do you call a blonde walking on her hands?
A brunette with bad breath.
Next:
Bush and Cheney sit down to breakfast.
The waitress comes over and asks them what they'd like to have, Cheney says
"I'll have an omelet."
Bush says,"I'd like a quickie."
The waitress turns red and storms off saying she's never be so insulted in her
life.
Bush gives Cheney a look that says "what hell did I do"
Cheney points at the menu and say' It's pronounced quiche"
Capt. Bill