On Wed, 25 Aug 2004 09:34:58 -0500, "FamilySailor" wrote:

Did you also fail to show for your National Guard required physical?
I never served, but I have missed appointments on more than one occasion, so
sue me.

Failing to show up was a bit more than "missing an appointment".


Did you drink and drive?
It Texas! Hell yes! It was legal! Not now though.

Were you unable to stop drinking without professional/spiritial help?
I still drink....

Before posting, apparently.



I didn't know Jesus, so I can't comment. Also, there aren't any
records of him being busted because he ran off the road in a drunken
stooper.

I do know Him, I can comment and I do.... :-)

Actually, you don't. I know Jesus, and he told me that he is really
****ed that so many morons keep invoking his name when making asses of
themselves.