Did you also fail to show for your National Guard required physical?
I never served, but I have missed appointments on more than one occasion, so
sue me.

Did you drink and drive?
It Texas! Hell yes! It was legal! Not now though.

Were you unable to stop drinking without professional/spiritial help?
I still drink....


I didn't know Jesus, so I can't comment. Also, there aren't any
records of him being busted because he ran off the road in a drunken
stooper.

I do know Him, I can comment and I do.... :-)