"felton" wrote in message
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On 24 Aug 2004 10:18:54 -0700, (Jonathan
Ganz) wrote:
Yeah, when he actually flew, he was defending us from Mexicans.
No...Oklahoma. Every real Texan knows the Border Patrol is guarding
the wrong river
That's a fact. Y'see some Okies who went to California during the 'Grapes of
Wrath' period stayed and some came back, but they all got rich. Now those
who returned are jealous of their brethern who not only own California but
have a "Baja California" to party on. So the returnees are planning to buy
Texas and rename it "Baja Oklahoma".