I guess now they are trading sex for votes against Bush!!

Spend a lot of time cruising porn sites, do you?

I guess the problem with liberals is that they have low expectations. These
gals think they can have some effect screwing people one at a time........(or
that's the spin, sort of like "virgin's night" at the strip joint- it's a
con).....

If these gals were conservative Republicans, they would aspire to screw
everybody in the entire country at once.

Speaking of screwing the country:

George bought some new cowboy boots, and proudly wore them into the bedroom to
show them to Laura.

"Do you see anything different about me, Laura?" asked George.

Laura looked at George for a second, and then said, "No, I'm sorry, is there
supposed to be something different?"

George was miffed. He ducked into the adjoining bathroom, and reemerged moments
later absolutely stark naked except for his boots.

"Now, do you notice anything different?"

"No, George, it's limp and flacid today, just as it was yesterday, and the day
before, and the day before that, and the day before that. No, it's just hanging
down like it always does.

"Laura!" insisted George, "It's only hanging
down right now because it's looking at my shiny new boots!"

"Oh," said Laura. "Maybe next time you should buy a hat instead."